About the Writer

*coughs awkwardly* So... Howdy. My name's Rebekah and I'm a coffeeholic. (*chorus of voices* Hi, Rebekah.) I've recently been struggling with my coffeeism and it's becoming harder and harder for me to stay away from the drink. The other morning I just couldn't handle the stress and homework started building up and... *tears up* I gave in. I had the coffee. *sobs quietly* I felt so terrible afterwards, like I had given up on myself and let the caffeine just... take over my mind. *now sobbing at full volume* I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE THIS ANYMORE.

Heh heh. I amuse myself. Nothing about that above paragraph is true. I'm not addicted to coffee... I'm not letting the caffeine take over my mind... My name isn't Rebekah... *cough* Or is it?!?!

I'm 18, credit-wise a sophomore in college, going to school at UAA and majoring in Criminal Justice. (Criminals, watch out. Once I'm outta law school, it's the slammer for all y'all punks.)
I am a very weird person, and am uncomfortable talking to people, especially attractive men. I blush whenever I meet someone new, and I have no idea why. I also blush when people put any kind of attention on me. That being said, I am very much a people person, if it's the right kind of people, and will totally make myself look like a fool if I feel I can get away with it without being judged.

I'm actually really hilarious, not to sound conceited or anything, when it's not in person that we are speaking. However, in person, I'm a bumbling, klutzy, ditzy blonde. I'm also fairly short, but most of that is due to the little legs I have been assigned. (I also have little t-rex arms which fail to reach EVERYTHING.)
I'm completely in love with music, but tend to listen to 80's music. Right now, while writing this, I'm listening to Pat Benetar's Shadows Of the Night. I'm not a hipster, I swear, I just actually enjoy this music.
I don't really care what people think of me. I sing everything. I'm a rude person a lot of the time, but if you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. I LOVE to bake, but hate eating baked goods, so I tend to just give food away. I look like a child, but people think I'm adorable and innocent, so I can get away with a crap ton of stuff.
I have four sisters, three brothers, a pet frisbee, and parents. They be cool. I also have a best friend that I tend to consider my fifth sister. She cray.
I really like flipflops. I have a job that I'm starting to enjoy, and that kind of scares me. I have a tendency to befriend/trust the wrong people. I will not hesitant to threaten your life, or that of your goldfish, if you anger me. I am very, VERY protective of my family and will happily punch you (with my car) if you harm, or come close to harming, them. I really want a beagle so I can name him Octavius.
Harry Potter is my bible. I love Star Wars and am kind of a fan of LOtR, but when it comes to Harry Potter... I can literally tell you chapter names and which page, from which book, a quote will be from. HP was my childhood and I was one of those people who cried in the movie theater when it was all over. Diss Harry Potter and we cannot be friends, sorry not sorry.

So, yes. This is a little bit of me. If you think I'm weird now you'll want to, either leave, or get used to it very quickly. Especially if you know me in person. I go out of my way to creep people out. And am extremely talented in that department.

Happy readings, dollfaces.